White People Are Embarrassing

White people are embarrassing and not just when they try to dance, or be overly hip…down as they say.

Many are living in this bizarro-bubble, too many actually.

I am out to dinner last night with my lady.  In walks what looks like a well-to-do white couple based on their attire.

The woman is in her 50s and looks okay for her age.  The guy in his 60s has a terrible die job and worse posture.

His build suggests that the last heavy things he picked up were his MBA text books 40 years ago.   His facial features lack masculine bone structure; I suspected his diet is low in animal fats and robust in soy.

The restaurant is a cozy place in an upper class area.  There is old time furniture and fireplaces in the dining area.

The unmasculine husband kind of lingers around the table for 6 without purpose waiting for Mrs. Burberry to tell him where to sit.

She tells him (some female name) likes to sit near the fire implying he should cater to some princess’ frivolous whim.  So he plops himself down right next to bosswife with his back to the doorway.

I guess he never heard of Wild Bill Hickok.  Then in walks princess 1 with a non-descript white boy.  She is about a 5 looks-wise.

Then in walks princess 2 with her also non-decript whitey.  She is MAYBE a 6.

Both women clearly lead as they enter the room first and have the more confident body language.  They each greet mother with far more respect and affection than they do their beta provider father.

I mean they are there to gaggle to mom and flip their hair around larping as 10s rather than 5s as they have been put on pedestals by men who think their purpose in life is to please women.

Daddy Soy is just there to look like a dunce until the check comes.  You can almost see the thought bubbles pop up above the heads of all 3 white men at the table saying happy wife…happy life!

Good chance they were all told by their women to vote for Joe the hair sniffer.  They likely obeyed or lied about their vote.

All 6 have probably convinced themselves they are not racist because they tip the staff well at the country club even though they immediately cross the street in the closest city when a black man is approaching.

It appears they are regulars because their waitress seems to know what they drink.  When she gets to the 4 younger patrons’ dinner orders you overhear the dumbed-down hipster lingo.

Rather than say they will have the salad, they will do the salad.  What does that mean?  What are they doing with it?

Are they going back to the kitchen to make it?  Are they taking it to the bathroom to do who knows what with it?

When the waitress gets to princess 2, she does a burger with lettuce, no cheese, no bun.  Good gosh!  $18 for a quarter pound of ground beef and lettuce.

Well, what does she care?  She aint paying.  I roll my eyes and my lady giggles knowing EXACTLY what I am thinking.

This 10 minute period is a microcosm of a far too large portion of society.

Why wouldn’t we be the punchline for comedians?  Why wouldn’t migrants cross our border illegally and act like they own the place?

Why wouldn’t people of color cut people like this in line without thinking twice?  What could these people do to stop them?

In fact if we were in a true survival of the fittest society, an aggressive high testosterone male could spot them in the parking lot, take the beamer, take the money and take the women with likely no resistance.  BTW-we are heading in that direction faster than people think.

To top it off, part of these women (the part that binge read 50 Shades of Gray) would be thrilled until they later missed the comfort provided by their beta men.

This is what a significant sector of white America has become.  Embarrassing.  Talk soon.

-Marksman