This guy pictured above in a girl’s swimsuit is my new favorite athlete. Yes, I know he is likely mentally ill.
However, he has made a mockery of multiple problems with our society. You see, this guy decided to compete in women’s swimming.
He dusted the field last season. One of the reasons I fully support this is that the women who attend these commie camps almost exclusively vote Democrat.
Democrat policies allow us to choose our sex. So, these gals who voted for rainbow flags can now open wide and swallow their humiliating defeat nice and hard.
GOP politicians will run on we gotta protect women’s sports! Why?
Yeah, I gotcha. You want to curry as much favor with the female vote as possible. How’s that working out?
They are obviously willing to sacrifice their sports for their baby murder rituals. So, let their sports be destroyed.
I mean, let’s be honest. They are a mockery anyway, especially for conservative culture.
Is it serving Christian values to teach women to compete like men? First of all, it fuels lying.
Nobody cares about women’s sports. We have to pretend.
All these advertisements from sports networks about the WNBA or the US Lesbian soccer team are a farce. I don’t know anyone who watches.
I am sure the ratings are low even though they are likely lied about, just like mail-in vote totals.
I have had conversations with coaches and parents in my community. Obviously, youth sports dominate our culture.
So, I will ask to be polite how the little league all-stars are shaping up or how the local high school teams are. Many times, I start to hear about softball or girls track or whatever.
I start glossing over. I don’t care. It’s girls!
I would be embarrassed to answer that the football team won one game, but the girl’s golf team won states. Now, if Suzie was taking a baking class and made a delicious cake, I am all ears. I would love to try a piece.
That is not to say girls and women should not be physically fit. What happened to hop-scotch and double Dutch and s0-on?
Nothing wrong with aerobics or tap-dancing lessons, right? I remember when girls had recitals instead of tournaments.
There is even a place for a few female sports that I actually find peculiar when men are involved. Things like figure skating, gymnastics, cheerleading, etc. exude femininity.
They are judged by their elegance rather than head-to-head competition, which is supposed to be a male trait. Yes, I know male gymnasts are jacked and extremely strong.
However, the footie tights and borderline jazz-hand finish poses are weird for men. I suspect a high sodomy rate in that community.
But, if we are going to pretend that sports (male or female) are so important in our daily lives, I am pulling for the guy shown up top.
Rah-rah! He’s our man! Talk soon.
-Marksman