Secret COVID Remedy

In this article I will reveal the secret to surviving the CCP virus should you contract it and even lessen your chances of contracting it should you be exposed.

Disclaimer-I am not a doctor.  Seek medical advice only from a healthcare professional you trust.  I am simply reporting on my personal observations and experiences.

The majority of America has been locked up for over a year.  I took this virus very seriously long before Fraudchi was telling people not to wear masks and to go on cruises (3/8/20).

This was not by my own intellect or medical knowledge; I just listen to the right people.

Mike Cernovich warned us I believe in late 2019 that this virus could become Trump’s Katrina if he didn’t act swiftly.  How prophetic.  He and Jay Campbell also told us to stock up on non-perishable goods.

Campbell told us to get plenty of Vitamin C, Zinc and always Vitamin D.  He did podcasts with HONEST medical professionals who told us that if you begin getting symptoms to jack up your C intake until you hit bowel intolerance.

In hindsight I believe I had the virus in early 2020, but who knows?

In February of 2020 I took Cernovich’s advice and stocked up on rice, sardines and lentils.  I admit I was a little nervous about the virus.  My woman thought I was a bit out there.

I did not know how contagious and deadly it was.  I remember taking the train to a major shithole city and not feeling great about it; I didn’t like the idea of getting on a plane.

I did not go out to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day because I thought it was a sure super-spreader.  Drunk people indoors spitting on and touching each other?  Nah.

A relative went out and landed in the hospital.  Suddenly shelves emptied.

I recall asking my lady in mid-March, 2020 how she liked my 20 pound bag of rice now.  She laughed because she knew that I knew that she knew I was right.

My doctor who is not a conformist to the medical establishment basically told me this virus was nothing for me to worry about.  He gave me 2 pieces of advice.

He told me to take a natural cold fighting supplement called Umka.  He also told me to drink tonic water should I become symptomatic.

Why tonic water, you may ask.  Tonic contains quinine, the active ingredient in Hydroxychloroquine.  Yes, my doctor agreed with the big bad orange man.

So after some research, prayer, vitamins and gallons of vodka tonics I now fear the CCP virus about as much as I fear your sister’s girls scout troop.  If I do catch it, I have a very miniscule chance of dying.

And so what if I do die?  When you have Jesus Christ in your life, your goal is not to live on Earth forever.

I will always do the opposite of what the oligarchs tell us.  When the virus seemed very deadly they told us not to worry.  Why?  So they could murder as many elderly in nursing homes as possible.  Remember!  They are a death cult.

When it became obvious that the virus was less dangerous than we thought, they clamped down on their lockdown tyranny.  If the virus was truly dangerous at this point they would be pushing us back into Chinatown for dinner.

Now that they have murdered as many as possible they want to control as many as possible.  That’s why they won’t reveal the true remedy.  So what’s the secret remedy?

Vaccines?  Hah!  Is there an actual vaccine?  I have never heard of anyone getting a polio vaccine and still contracting polio.  Have you?

Somehow this gene therapy does not guarantee you won’t get the CCP.  So no, I don’t believe the number-of-the-beast juice is the remedy.

Masks?  Nope, not the secular burka.  Tonic water?  Better but not quite.

Vitamins?  Getting warmer.

Then what?!  Alright, alright I will tell you what the media and the medical establishment won’t.

Here it is.  DON’T BE OBESE!!!

Eh…eh…that’s not nice.  Nope.  It’s not nice Nancy, just logical.  What kind of people have even the oligarchs admitted are susceptible?

The elderly and the compromised are.  We all age.  We can control how we age, but we still age.

But let’s look at the compromised.  What is the common denominator root cause of diabetes, respiratory ailments, heart issues, high blood pressure, etc.?  Obesity.

Now the oligarchs won’t tell you this because they make more money from an obese society.

An obese society consumes more and not just Oreos.  An obese society is lazier.

They watch more television.  They are more likely to associate happiness with material things they don’t need.  They are more likely to watch sportsball  in their man caves than go out and be active.

They are less likely to read and be informed.  They are more likely to be an overall corporate slave.

They are more likely to need insulin:  CHA-CHING!  They are more likely to be on blood pressure meds:  CHA-CHING!

They are more likely to be self-loathing.  So here comes the shrink:  CHA-CHING!

The shrink prescribes anti-depressants:  CHA-CHING!  The anti-depressants then lead to erectile disfunction:  CHA-CHING!

When and if this stuff fails and they can no longer cash in on your misery, they let you die.  Maybe they get even luckier and convince you to kill yourself securing them points with their master, Satan.

Satan also wants us obese.  He wants us ugly.  One of the goals of communism is to turn beautiful things ugly.

That’s why they are now running disgraceful underwear adds of fat broads.

Depressed yet?  Well here is the good news.

Obesity is largely controllable.  Nuh…nuh…no!  It’s a genetic condition.

Well as Alexander Cortes said recently, if your ancestors were obese they would have been eaten by a saber-tooth tiger.  So while we all have varying genetic gifts, obesity is rarely genetic.

Now to be fair some people have injuries and ailments that don’t allow them to move well.  They have a larger cross to bare.

However, this is not the norm for people under 60.  It’s pretty simple.  If you are overweight, move more and eat less.

There are heavy people out there who just love life, are happy overall and comfortable in their own skin.  To them I say good for you and God Bless.

However if you fear the CCP virus, don’t be obese.  Talk soon.

-Marksman